artcher-artwork:

Druid Toad

wygolvillage:

writing-prompt-s:

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

how to fight skeleton (urgent) - 12:08 am

skeleton chasing me - 12:06 am

where to hide fromskeleton - 12:02 am

scary skeleton in my house - 11:54 pm

are skeletons fast - 11:51 pm

how fast is a skeleton - 11:50 pm

are skeletons deadly - 11:46 pm

skeleton in house - 11:42 pm

bones rattling in house at night - 11:40 pm

weird clicking noise in house at night - 11:37 pm

gay porn - 11:02 pm

fictional-worlds-are-exquisite:

fictional-worlds-are-exquisite:

dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :(

chocolate rabbit. chocolate. rabbit. edible chocolate easter rabbit. chocolate. not real. not furry rabbit. chocolate. the chocolate head of the chocolate bunny broke off. all chocolate. no living creature

catchymemes:

whitepeopletwitter:

modernbaseball:

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me….you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

thejanedoe1993:

The new American dream

Links to support me here.

aphr0dyke:

this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted

nylarac:

girlblocker:

girlblocker:

what’s that old man going to do

what’s this other old man going to do

lalalychee:

Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

punchesco:

davidenth:

levviathan:

pissvortex:

inexplicable,,,

zackisontumblr:

bewilderduck:

xxtc-96xx:

zackisontumblr:

pseudologla:

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

• skips every song on my ipod
• lets the music play without interruption
• plays the same song on repeat for days

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

they thought what…